Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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