For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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