Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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