I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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