How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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