we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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