Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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