I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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