how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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