Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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