please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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