playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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