so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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