You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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