I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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