i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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