READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize