You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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