; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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