why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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