Midget sex pt 2 tonight
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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