I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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