i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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