I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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