im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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