Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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