i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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