READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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