you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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