these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
So much rum. So many feels.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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