"it" just moved
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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