But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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