I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
