Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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