no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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