I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize