it wasn't lemon gatorade
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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