When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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