Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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