Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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