are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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