I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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