She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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