spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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