ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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