Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
