the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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