Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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