As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
well you can't waste a boner
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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