They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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