pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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