Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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