Me too!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
